sometimes i get so mad i can just
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professional bathroom model.
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yes i suck dick
no im not gay
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| white girl in any movie: | my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies |
| white girl in any movie: | and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall* |
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks she is better than everybody else because she kinda sorta knows who jimi hendrix and pink floyd are
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[salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]
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petition to make this America’s new national anthem 1 reblog = 1 signature
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why is cold a thing
according to physics there is no “cold” only absense of heat
geek ass bitch go do a sudoku puzzle
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